firelorcl:

fact: your dick changes colours depending on your mood

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

(Source: itskindofwavy)


telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

One time my friend walked into my house and goes “this smells exactly like my cousins trailer” and it took a couple seconds of me staring at her in shock before she said “no, in a good way!” And I still don’t know how I should react to that



clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

harryedward:

everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because i do not care