in 6th grade i got really bad nose bleeds and i could tell 2-3 minutes before i got them. i sat next to this really religious kid so to scare him i said “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he passed out and never came back.
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS